Patterns

I brought a cheese pie home (dad wanted me to study law), and handed it to my boyfriend, because I’m on a diet (because he couldn’t afford to, when he was young), but that cheese pie looks so tasty somebody has to enjoy it, only my boyfriend doesn't want to (only I didn’t want to), he says he'd rather have salad instead (I said I’d rather be an actor instead), and I frown like he's ungrateful (and he frowned like I was ungrateful), because I took the time to fetch it for him and he doesn't appreciate my effort to make him happy (because he did everything for me and I didn’t appreciate his sacrifices), I walk out of the room (he walked out of the room), after I tell him, It's a pity, (after he told me, You’re stupid), when what I actually mean is, Eat what I can't eat, (when what he actually meant was, Do what I can’t do).